Alfred E. Neuman

"The only advantage to living in the past is that the rents are much cheaper!"

Alfred E. Neuman

"Most people don't act stupid:
it's the real thing!"

Alfred E. Neuman

"Smoking helps you lose weight -- one lung at a time!"

Alfred E. Neuman

"What Goes up must come down...except,
it seems these days,the cost of living!"

Alfred E. Neuman

“Many people hear voices when no-one is there.
Some of them are called mad and are shut up on rooms
where they stare at the walls all day.
Others are called writers
and they do pretty much the same thing.”

Alfred E. Neuman

"How come we choose from just two people for President,
and fifty for Miss America?"

Alfred E. Neuman

"Who says nothing is impossible? Some people do it every day!"